A gift for Muhammadu Buhari

It was President Muhammadu Buhari’s 79th birthday the other day. As the day approached, I feared being left out as the only person, out of 200 million Nigerians, who did not get the president a befitting gift. It would be an awkward position to be. I have a storied history of giving befitting birthday gifts to every Nigerian president in my lifetime. Even Buhari’s good friend, General Sani Abacha, who had everything he ever wanted…