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The final conversation between Apostle Suleman and Angel Gabriel

Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo
8 min readAug 28, 2021

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(Here is the text of the final conversation between Apostle Johnson Suleman and Angel Gabriel.)

Angel Gabriel: Hello Suleman, you called for this urgent meeting.

Apostle Suleman: Yes, Angel Gabriel.

Angel Gabriel: What happened? Is everything all right?

Apostle Suleman: I’m fine. It is just that… ehm…ehm…ehm

Angel Gabriel: Are you entangled in another Stephanie Otobo kind of mess?

Apostle Suleman: No, Angel Gabriel. Haba, I have learned my lessons. When it comes to that, be inconspicuous. Be discreet. It does the utmost magic.

Angel Gabriel: So what is it this time? I’m assuming that you have settled the issue of Pastor Davids’ wife. The one that…

Apostle Suleman: (interrupts)Don’t remind me, Angel Gabriel. I know the one you are talking about.

Angel Gabriel: Have you pacified him?

Apostle Suleman: Oh, yes. I did. You won’t hear pim from him anymore. Pastor Faith Edeko is happy, her husband, Davids is happy, and I am happy. Three of us are happy together in a kind of holy trinity-like matrimony. Like I told you the last time we spoke, it would only take some money to fix things. Money never fails me. And…

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Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo

Written by Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo

Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo is the author of "This American Life Sef." He is also the host of Dr. Damages Show, 90MinutesAfrica & HaveYourSay247. He teaches at the SVA.

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