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The final conversation between Apostle Suleman and Angel Gabriel
(Here is the text of the final conversation between Apostle Johnson Suleman and Angel Gabriel.)
Angel Gabriel: Hello Suleman, you called for this urgent meeting.
Apostle Suleman: Yes, Angel Gabriel.
Angel Gabriel: What happened? Is everything all right?
Apostle Suleman: I’m fine. It is just that… ehm…ehm…ehm
Angel Gabriel: Are you entangled in another Stephanie Otobo kind of mess?
Apostle Suleman: No, Angel Gabriel. Haba, I have learned my lessons. When it comes to that, be inconspicuous. Be discreet. It does the utmost magic.
Angel Gabriel: So what is it this time? I’m assuming that you have settled the issue of Pastor Davids’ wife. The one that…
Apostle Suleman: (interrupts)Don’t remind me, Angel Gabriel. I know the one you are talking about.
Angel Gabriel: Have you pacified him?
Apostle Suleman: Oh, yes. I did. You won’t hear pim from him anymore. Pastor Faith Edeko is happy, her husband, Davids is happy, and I am happy. Three of us are happy together in a kind of holy trinity-like matrimony. Like I told you the last time we spoke, it would only take some money to fix things. Money never fails me. And…