Trump Must Win This Election, Whether He Likes It Or Not

Because former President Donald Trump is just a friendly, humble, caring, and truthful guy who does not want to hurt your feelings, he will not tell you this. Fortunately for you, I am not a pleasant fellow like Trump. I will tell you things he will not.

Trump must win this election, whether he likes it or not. And here are the reasons I think so.

If Trump does not win, it is over for straight men and women. Within the next four years of Kamala Harris’s presidency, men married to dogs and women married to trees will dominate wedding ceremonies in our beautiful country. Our military will be full of men who wear white skirts and dance ballet when enemy soldiers are at our borders tearing down walls that Trump built with Mexico’s money. It would be a sad day for America.

If Trump does not win, the churches in America will close, and the dumb-as-a-rock government of Kamala Harris will move white evangelicals to a refugee camp in the middle of America. The government of low-IQ Kamala Harris will hand magnificent cathedrals over to Muslims as Christmas gifts to turn them into mosques. What used to be church altars would be a place to chop off the heads and hands of American women who went against the Sharia Law and left their necks uncovered. They would hang men off the church bells’ tower for whistling…